Cock Flopper


a guy who likes to shake his junk a lot. especially while wearing loose fitting shorts so that their junk makes a slapping noise against their leg. this is often perfomed naked in front of mirrors.
thelma: i caught brad shaking his junk in front of the mirror when he got out of the shower.

beth: omg! he is such a c-ck flopper!
a fat or very ugly chick who causes stiff erections to flop.
nicole is such a c-ck flopper no guy could ever keep it up around that slore.
female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.
fat people having s-x, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you’re getting a bj.

those two slamhogs making out in public is a real c-ckflopper.

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