Cock Fountain
a word a dumb-ss in an art cl-ss created. the dumb-ss said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. the person actually said captain falkan. the actual meaning is unknown.
jj: …captain falkan.
gabriel: did you say c-ck fountain?!
a word a dumb-ss in an art cl-ss created. the dumb-ss said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. the person actually said captain falkan. the actual meaning is unknown, although there are some possible meanings. it may possibly describe the way a p-n-s when pointed upward(toward the ceiling, sky, etc.) looks like when it -j-c-l-t-s or urinates, causing it to look similar to a water fountain. it may possibly mean a fountain that instead of containing water, has one or more p-n-ses. it is not known how such a fountain would function, but the p-n-ses likely would be artificial and very small in size.
person a: …captain falkan.
person b: did you just say c-ck fountain?!
person a: no dude, what the h-ll! i said captain falkan.
person b: for real, it sounded like you said c-ck fountain. he said c-ck fountain, right?
person c: dude, you’re a f-cking dumb-ss.
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