cock fries
when you take a p-ss while grabbing
yer d-ck then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
joe schmo works at a burger joint. he took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat b-st-rd cloged up the toilet.he forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
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