cock gravity
noun ~ the force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have s-x with despite the pull of other things to do.
ed: “hey, is tom coming to play b-ball tonight?”
steve: “no. he’s still owned by karen’s c-ck gravity.”
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