cock gremlin


a h-m-s-xual maugwai that after transforming into a gremlin, enjoys eating the p-n-ses of male victims
oh sh-t, the c-ck gremlin has eaten that dudes p-n-s. quickly shoot that piece of sh-t before he gobbles our c-ck!!
a small, furry creature that resides in the cl-toris of fat, c-ck hungry women. the c-ck gremlin only comes out when it senses male and/or female p-n-s, in which case it peaks its head out of the v-g-n- and approaches the c-ck in hopes of sn-tching it and feeding it to its children. a good technique to perform around a c-ck gremlin housing woman is the b-n-r wheel.
tim: yo man you should watch out for donya. i heard she houses a c-ck gremlin.

issac: nah it’s alright dude, if i ever see her i’ll just b-n-r wheel.

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