cock guac


when you are f-cking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your c-ck and it’s covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
man1: hey how’d your date go last night?
man2: not so good… the night turned out pretty sh-tty.
man1: why didn’t you score…
man2: yeah but she had the clap and when i pulled it out i got a d-ck full of c-ck guac.

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