Cock Happy


a description that can be applied to a male or female. when applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about s-x and is only happy when he is using his c-ck and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. when applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a c-ck (any c-ck) inside her.
malcolm would be c-ck happy, but he hasn’t got one.
janice is c-ck happy, but even she draws the line at malcolm.

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