Cock Hulk
insert your flaccid c-ck into one end of a ‘smartie’ tube. get your partner to tickle your b-llsack and watch in wonder as your d-ck gets hard then bursts the ‘smartie’ tube apart. a bit like dr david banner getting angry! for added effect, paint your kn-b green before insertion.
commentator: “so, after 120 minutes of the fa cup final, the score is liverpool 3 everton 3! history is about to be made! this is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains c-ck hulking a smartie tube. the first to burst wins! back to the action!”
referee: “mr neville……ready? (phil nods), mr gerrard……..ready? (stevie nods) ticklers…..ready? (distin and suarez both nod) fweeeeeeeeeeet
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