cock iron
a person who qualifies as a d-ck, but is blinded by their own d-ckieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their c-ck filled day. moreover, most c-ck irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a c-ck, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a d-ck they are during everyday ironing. the c-ck iron also works well for c-ck shaped shirts which most c-ck irons have a diverse supply of.
garry is a huge c-ck iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big c-ck. ya i know last christmas i bought him a c-ck shapped shirt to go with the c-ck iron that i bought him for his birthday. wow thats alot of c-ck iron.
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