cock job


someone who makes a naf terrible joke saying what something is.when the givin object already states what it is
when something says
“enter bio here”
in a big big box under a little box that says
“name
location”
then a person writes in the bio ” wtf is a bio?…is it like bioshock”

a great reply to this would be “c-ck job”
7 more definitions
when two guys rub their p-n-ses against each other until one party reaches -rg-sm. restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins
ace gave gary a c-ck job. ace won.
when two men, usually h-m-s-xuals decide to f-ck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. instead of placing the c-ck in the p-ssy, the two c-cks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. the c-ckjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. a typical ending to a good c-ckjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the c-m off each other’s c-ck and thighs.
i vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching mike and louis perform a masterpiece of a c-ckjob. the friction between the two c-cks and m-ssive loads shot was a true inspiration.
of or relating to having two p-n-ses (c-cks) rubbed against one’s own c-ck in order to create a climactic effect.
when three men want to partic-p-te in s-xual intercourse with one another they may use the c-ck job for s-xual stimulation.
derogatory term used as an insult.

does not usually refer to any particular s-xual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who m-st-rb-t-s,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

can also be used with s-xual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/w-nkjob

may also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumb-ss

its a broadly used word and shouldn’t be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumb-ss/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

i believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

similar words: idiot, fool, d-ckhead, moron, dumb-ss, t-ss-r, handjob, w-nkjob
p-ssive insult: tom’s some c-ck job,isn’t he?

active insult: i’m gonna kill ya,u little f-cking c-ck job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

light-heartedly: you’re some c-ck job man!

s-xual reference: she gave me one killer c-ck job man!
(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, sh-t-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. that c-ckjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren’t there!

2. g-d he’s such a c-ckjob, i never want to hang out with him again.
when your c-ck is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
i got the greatest c-ck job from this chick

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