cock johnson


expression used when you get extremely p-ssed off about something, usually yelled very loud
bro 1 to bro 2: just banged your girlfriend

bro 2: c-ck johnson! what a sl-t!

bro 1: yea and when she wouldn’t give me head i was all like, c-ck johnson!

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