Cock Knobbler


one who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male p-n-s and proceed to f-ck him/herself with said object
man, look at that guy f-ckin’ that telephone… what a c-ck kn-bbler
a male h-m-s-xual.
anyone who shows a predisposition towards or who enjoys the act of kn-bbling c-cks.
wow, she’s a real c-ckkn-bbler.

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