Cock Lard


a thick mixture of s-m-n, normally from many different occasions blended into one mol-sses like m-ss.
don’t you threaten me or i will throw a jar of c-ck lard on you!
white substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.
“man i haven’t been in the bath all week – i have loads of c-cklard”

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