Cock Leash
after an amicable breakup, either party in the relationship feels guilty about hitting on a member of the opposite s-x when the other is present, which prevents that person from getting any.
jack: “man, i’d try to get with some of those girls last night, but caitlin was over.”
conor: man, you gotta get rid of that c-ck leash.
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