cock litigation
the act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their s-xual superiority and why they should be selected for a s-xual encounter.
after three hours of heated barroom c-ck litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, david failed to make a persuasive case and sheila decided to go home with walter.
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