cock loaf
c-ck loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some b-tter for lubricant.
c-ck loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, i would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.
jim says, “f-ck you -sshole”, then brad says, “no f-ck you, you f-ckin c-ck loaf”. then jim walks away with his head down and a sad, b-tch -ss, whiney suck-a-t-tty baby look on his face.
same as sausge fest but with more c-ck
man that party was a total c-ckloaf
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