Coffee Clutch
talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. wasting time chatting, bullsh-ting, or arguing. unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.
in satire: one who sits on a talk show “clutching they’re coffee and lecturing an audience”.
(security personnel radio chatter)
securityguard1: david 5 to david 1… you’ve got a pretty mouth…….
……
…….david 5 to david 1…. smile like a donut for me….
….
securityguard2: david 5, go do something constructive, this is’nt a f-cking coffee clutch.
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