cock lozenge
an arcane s-xual maneuver, in which a man inserts his dangler into his partner’s mouth just before -rg-sm and allows the s-m-n to run down his partner’s throat, coating the esophagus with luscious man-sauce. though the “afghani ricola,” as it was originally called, originated in underground clubs in kabul, it has found its way into experimental alternative medicine as a treatment for chronic esophagitis.
with the exponentially increase prescription drug cost, many low-income seniors have turned to c-ck lozenges to treat chronic throat conditions.
a c-ck lozenge is when you jam your p-n-s down a sick pedrsons throat and -j-c-l-t- on their tonsils!
i gave roland a hot, saucy c-ck lozenge. lol.
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