cock luck
a “c-ckluck” is like a “potluck,” but instead of bringing food, everyone brings a different c-cktail.
me: what are you bringing to the c-ckluck on friday?
you: my signature lemon-ginger-vodka drink, the “skinny b-tch,” of course!
when one is surprised by a large number of p-n-ses about to have an orgy with the individual.
“dude, i sent that b-tch a c-ck luck with like, 20 guys.”
“ah bro,is she gonna be surprised!”
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