Cock Merlot
a small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your p-n-s when attempting a five finger discount.
“dude. remember that sutterhome merlot i was looking at back in the grocery store?”
“yeah man?”
-reaches next to d-ck and b-lls and pulls out bottle- “it’s a c-ck merlot now negropolis!”
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