Cock Mess Monster
refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a german arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of s-x-wee…
“max und helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on inge’s eyelids – now she looks like der f-ckink c-ck mess monster, ja!”
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