Shit Attack
violent and sudden onset of the sh-ts. usually at the most inconvenient time.
when someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. see van wilder.
when you feel very uncomfortable in your lower intestine, after an hour or so of farting and discomfort you sh-t your brains out. result: feeling very uncertain while sh-tting meaning you think you may throw up but you are not sure while filling your toilet with diarrhea. also if you sh-t long enough you -sshole will feel like its on fire for roughly 15 mins.
the best way to make the feeling go away it just sh-t it all out.
it happens to everyone and its about to happen to me….
example: eating bad food or foods that dont mix. your body is able to digest them expect they come out in liquid form. it hurts for a long time before you actually sh-t. during that duration you have loud and stinky farts.
its called a sh-t attack because of the diarrhea that spews from the -sshole
this all is sadly happing to me now and i know what im in for.
to prevent this eat bread with your meals to make nice solid and smooth sh-ts lol. also don’t eat old food or mix things like only chocolate and water on an empty stomach.
it happens to everyone once in a while
a sudden, involuntary or uncontrollable urge to defecate, usually without prior notification or within a few seconds of notification.
joe got sent home from work because he had a sh-tattack; our boss could no longer stand the foul stench.
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