cock mobster
noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a c-ck every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a sk-nk.
“we were at the beach
everybody had matching towels
somebody went under a dock
and there they saw a c-ck.
but it wasn’t a c-ck,
it was a c-ck mobster!!!”
(b-52’s)
dave: “the c-ck mobster i mail-ordered from iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-t-ta-warts! soooooo not cool, man…”
one who rules, by the c-ck for the c-ck to benifit the c-ck – hence, in the mob of c-kcs, the head c-ck, with b-lls.
the c-ck mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.
a dirty mexican who runs a c-ckfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.
man, i owe that c-ckmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out…
(n.) a typically derogatory term for a male h-m-s-xual.
yo, dat cat is a c-ck mobster fo real, dawg!
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