Cock Mute


the ability to make all s-xual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. -n-logous to the mute b-tton on a tv remote control. one may compare the c-ck mute state to the moments after -j-c-l-t–n where the mind is free of all s-xual desire. the ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unenc-mbered by s-xuality.
i was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my c-ck mute b-tton. i got up and mowed the lawn.

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