cock my bum


an expression of abject surprise; the user is so shocked that he/she has transcended the boundary between noun and verb and utilsed the word ‘c-ck’ as the latter.
prima: dude, elly just p-ssed all over your cat while it was sleeping.

secunda: c-ck my b-m.

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    king of teh joo klan. often seen prancing down alleys and back streets with a bag of your gold, which he purloined from you whilst you were under the influence of his gypsy voodoo magick. kid in my newspaper cl-ss gypted me fifty cents. what an oravsky!

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