cock nosed platypus
the c-ck nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . found only in the most southern parts of south america it feeds on tiny insects . your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the c-ck nosed platypus has a big veiny set of d-ck and b-lls attached to it’s face . if you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
hey did you happen to see that big c-ck nosed platypus back there ? it’s nose was huge !
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