cock nozzler
a c-cknozzler is when a man takes a c-ck up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the p-n-s until it is red raw and -j-c-l-t-s its bl–dy c-m into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. after that the c-ck nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (male or female) hairy -n-l beads as they moan a conservation to someone. near the end the c-ck nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.
pokemon master 1: whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
polemon master 2:that kid only has two pokemons, what a c-ck nozzler.
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