cock o’clock


when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.
bikel heard the five o’clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. it was his c-ck o’clock.
to wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.
man, rob’s been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn’t move soon, it’s going to be c-ck’o’clock.
the time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there’s barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it’s not a total sausagefest.
“bad news boys, it’s c-ck o’clock in here. we’re gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight.”
a p-n-s puppetry move in which the p-n-s is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. you then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply ‘c-ck-o-clock!!!’
pook: ask me what time it is.

victim: what time is it?

pook: c-ck-o-clock!!!!

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