cock of pelvic destruction (copd)
• description: a male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to upd. not to be confused with cod (note the small “d” for the small d-ck).
• parameters:
o must be able to bring the female to vast number of -rg-sms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o -ssociated female remarks:
“omg!”
“is that going to fit?”
“it has its own zip code”
“how do you walk with that?”
“is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me? followed by: “honey i just put the gun on the table, that is me” – true story!
• adverse medical affects:
o honeymoon cyst-tis.
o development of a hyperactive female libido.
o swollen, sore v-g-n-l lips for days after (what am i saying??? i want that!)
o the woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o walking, for the female, may be an issue.
omg! you need to try this! his c-ck of pelvic destruction (copd) causes upd for days! true story!
• description: a male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to upd. not to be confused with cod (note the small “d” for the small d-ck).
• parameters:
o must be able to bring the female to vast number of -rg-sms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o -ssociated female remarks:
“omg!”
“is that going to fit?”
“it has its own zip code”
“how do you walk with that?”
“is that a gun in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me? followed by: “honey i just put the gun on the table, that is me” – true story!
• adverse medical affects:
o honeymoon cyst-tis.
o development of a hyperactive female libido.
o swollen, sore v-g-n-l lips for days after (what am i saying??? i want that!)
o the woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o walking, for the female, may be an issue.
omg! you need to try this! his c-ck of pelvic destruction (copd) causes upd for days! true story!
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