Cock on a bicycle stick
an expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
“i haven’t enough port for my party this evening. c-ck on a bicycle stick.”
“c-ck on a bicycle stick. i lost my monocle last summer.”
“you, sir, are without doubt the biggest c-ck on a bicycle stick i have ever had the misfortune of dining with.”
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