Shit Claw
the hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives’ house, took a huge cr-p in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge t-rd into smaller, flushable peices. this hand becomes your “sh-t claw” and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.
guy1: ughh, dude, whats that smell??
guy2: oh, thats my sh-t claw, i just came back from visiting my cousin’s mansion.
guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that sh-t smells.
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