cock physics


the inner working relationship between the male’s brain and p-n-s, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
homie: can’t figure out what to do with this girl…should i dump her or naw?
other homie: dude, jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old c-ck physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
friend: yo josh, this hot -ss girl is totally making eyes at me.
josh: naw dude, thats some c-ck physics…she is looking right at the t.v. behind your dumb -ss

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