cock pick
1)the opposite of a c-ck block.
2)when one of your buddies sets a pick as in basketball so that you have no trouble making contact with the chosen one.
3)in essence, he blocks any attempts to thwart your plans for the evening, etc.
john set a good c-ck pick at that party last night, he really distracted mike from hooking up with your girl.
inserting your tooth pick in the c-ck
(owwwwwwww!!!)
my girlfriend got p-ssed and c-ckpicked me!
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