Cock Pilot


a man who likes to take it in the -ss, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a h-m-s-xual would go.
tom is a c-ck pilot!
one who pilots the c-ck, aka a h-m-s-xual. derogatory term
that guy is such a c-ckpilot
a wingman so good, that they don’t just get you the girl, but they guide you to the navigational landing strip!!
hey did you see jessica last night? yeah thanks to my c-ck pilot, mike, i got with her.
a c-ck pilot, is any man who feel ultra confident in his appearance and mojo thus giving him enhanced or over confidence in his ability to bed the opposite s-x.

the origin of the phrase was during ww2, as air force pilots would call the tomcat a c-ck pilot, later it was used throughout general military troops during vietnam and was used mainly for those about to go and r&r, which generally meant intercourse with native populations – wh-r- or prost-tute- “me love you long time, c-ck pilot”

a c-ck pilot is used as a verb, as in sir, you are a c-ck pilot this evening..

the origin of the phrase also relates to control over ones genitalia thus making the c-ck pilot someone in control of the situation

c-ck pilot is not a negative nor positive verb, its simply lets the speaker express in a simple and effective way to the receiver that yes, he is aware of his increased mojo and noting that fact, will stand back and watch the festivities happen. fasten your seatbelt states the c-ck pilot the evening has just begun.

c-ck pilots are generally short lived and return to their normal c-ck or puddly status generally after a failed landing or attempt in few rare occasions a c-ck pilot will stay in full pilot mode for weeks on end, this would only happen should said c-ck pilot have by his side at least a (7-8- based on universally accepted 7-8 ratings)
friend is wearing his best shirt and has a distinctive swagger, as he walks into a disco….he states, man am i going to get laid tonight

friend 2: you sure are sir, tonight your a real c-ck pilot

friend: roger that !!!!
1. one who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. another word for a chronic w-nker
3. someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting c-cks
“i can’t believe he f-cked up again”
“yeah, james is such a c-ckpilot”
a pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his p-n-s never come into contact with the controls during flight.
and on the way home, you should have seen the c-ckpilot we had. he turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. obviously can’t mult-task with that small c-ck.

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