Cock plant
like a face plant, but what hurts afterwards is your c-ck.
dude 1: man! i was skating yesterday trying to grind that rail…
dude 2: hahaha, face plant?
dude 1: worse..
dude 2: omg?
dude 1: yeah, c-ck plant
dude 2: i can feel your pain.
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