Cock-priest


one who’s actions lead peers/contemporaries to believe that they love gorking the bosses’ wand so much, that they must spend their free time engrossed in prayer for additional opportunities.
jesse: man, can ashburn be any more of a self-promoting douche?!?

gonz: i’m sure he could, given the proper motivation! that dude’s the quintessential “c-ck-priest”!

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