cock pushup
it’s when you f-ckin’ lay down flat on the ground and let your b-n-r lift you up off the ground.
in antic-p-tion of becoming more popular with the ladies — and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies — i’ve been doing c-ck pushups.
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its where you f-cking lay down flat on the ground and let your b-n-r lift you up off the ground. it may seem impossible at first, that your c-ck can’t support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. this helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
kg: do you think that um, do you think that when the alb-m, when this is out…
jb: yeah?
kg: do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
jb: pshh, yeah, in fact, i been getting ready.
kg: yeah?
jb: yeah, i been doin c-ck pushups.
kg: c-ck pushups?
jb: yeah.
kg: what are those?
jb: its where you f-ckin lay down flat on the ground.
kg: yeah…
jb: and then you let your b-n-r lift you up off the ground.
kg: n…no, that’s, that’d be impossible. your c-ck can support your whole
weight?
jb: well not at first…
kg: yeah?
jb: but over time.
kg: hmm…how many pushups can you do?
jb: …c-ck pushups?
kg: yeah…i guess, you could only do one really.
jb: yeah, well one is all ya need
-tenacious d’s skit “c-ck pushups”
c-ck pushups is when you f-cking lay down flat on the ground,
and you let your b-n-r lift you up, off the ground.
guy 1:do you think this alb-m will make us more successful with the ladies?
jb: yeah, iv’e been getting ready,iv’e been doing c-ck pushups
to levitate from ones b-n-r.
lee can lift off of the ground from his c-ck pushup.
one will do.
its were u f-ckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur b-n-r lift u up off the ground
ive been doin c-ckpushups
to lift yourself off the ground… using only your b-n-r
kg:s-x is a crucial component to the kyle g-ss project. now drop and give me one c-ck pushup.
jb: what’s a c-ck pushup?
kg: what’s a c-ck pushup? a c-ck push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your b-n-r
to lay on the ground and let your b-n-r lift you up.
can you feel how my p-n-s has bulked up? its the c-ck pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?
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