Cock Robbed
when a little d-ck sells himself as a big d-ck… you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
jenny: “i danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me…. oh, sh-t, i was c-ck robbed!”
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when taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the sh-t out of you
man1:-shoots the ball-
man2:-clears it off the goal line-
man1:ahhh i just got c-ck robbed
man2:ya b-tch
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