cock rock


80’s metal known for it’s cheesy ballads, songs about how hard you rock, how hard you rocked, or how hard you will rock, women, and substance abuse. see ‘b-tt rock’.
pantera used to be a c-ck rock band way before ‘cowboys from h-ll’ came out.
aor rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his c-ck. most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the cro-magnon arena rock of the seventies.
jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. he had it on the c-ck rock station krap.
a band consisting of h-rny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl’s panties.
man. not another c-ckrock band
a style of music that went out in the early 1990s. although nu-metal could be considered a new form of c-ck rock, it is generally bands like poison, winger, at al.
stop listening to that sh-tty, s-xist, corporate, drug-fueled c-ck rock and put this dead kennedys cd on instead!
an offshoot of ’80s hair metal which was known for containing cheesy, dirty lyrics. usually the lyrics were about things like how big your d-ck is or c-mming all over the place. not really worth listening to if you actually like good music. it sold because girls bought into it, but then it faded because of the rise of grunge.
the only hair band worth listening to is dokken, because at least they’re not a bunch of c-ck rockers who only talk about the size of their schl-ngs and how many girls they’ve f-cked.

a prime example of c-ck rock is poison. just look at them. their pants are uber-tight, because they like to show off the size of their packages.
type of music — also known as: hair metal, b-tt rock.
winger, poison
kidney stone/s.
aw man, last night i p-ssed a wicked c-ck rock.

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