Cock Sailor
a woman who figuratively sails an ocean of c-ck, but in realistic terms is simply a c-ck-loving wh-r-.
much like the sailors of old she lives unto her own set of rules and superst-tions (she shall take no c-ck that curves left on the odd days of the week as it shall bring bad luck).
much like the sailor she understands the risks and rewards of sailing the ocean of c-ck and thus accepts that which fate may place before her (like chlamydia) with no ill-will but rather the mindset that it is as it must be.
not to be confused with c-ck pirate.
“she loved the c-ck, craved the c-ck in fact. so much of her time was spent in thought, pursuit and domination of the c-ck that she saw herself adrift in an ocean of c-ck with nothing to guide her from port to port but her abilities as a c-ck sailor.”
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