Cock Scone
when someone is acting like a proverbial uptight d-ck. thinks he’s funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. completely useless and, just like it’s name sake, likely never going to end up in someone’s mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.
also the male version of a c-nt m-ffin or tw-t waffle.
why does every guy i date have to be a complete c-ck scone?
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