Cock Smack O Lantern
a slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the sh-r- but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
also can be referred to as a “f-ck pumpkin”
yea, it was getting late so took that “c-ck smack o lantern” home.
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