Photastrophy


noun; when a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc… in the exact position of your face – thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
person 1: that was a really nice picture of the group last night. why were you not in the picture? i thought you were there…

person 2: i actually was there! john caused a “photastrophy” by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

person 1: yeah, john’s a sc-mbag.

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