cock splint


p-n-s splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the p-n-s, thus encomp-ssing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, “look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man.” “that’s nothing” replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his c-ck splint, “look, this is still boxed!.”

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