Cock Squad


crew of idiotic young suburban males. usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel abercrombie and eagle has to offer. invariably rude and condescending. individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. they can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or f-gotty andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes lacrosse gear. be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. the moniker “c-ck squad” finds its truest expression in the bareback -n-l orgies that frequently follow a night’s drinking. all-around fun guys. a real bunch of -sshole amigos.
“break out the natty ice and hide your brothers. the c-ck squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies.”
a group of males who have no intention of chilling with vajayjay…usually drunk and alone…this pack of wild animals tend to keep to themselves
i was at a friends house for a birthday and there was nothing but guys drinking. there were no females with as i felt uncomfortable chilling the c-ck squad drinking all night so i left to the bar and looked for cougars!

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