Cock Stamp
the act of hitting a person in the face with a p-n-s, creating the image of a “c-ck” on their face. mostly used in h-m-s-xual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.
“yo i just c-ck stamped the h-ll out of will”
“that c-ck stamp is going to be there for a long time”
“sometimes a c-ck stamp feels so good on my face”
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