Cock Stormcock


a term used in naming ulfric stormcloak’s p-n-s.,and is the cause of many female(or h-m-s-xual) skyrimmers joining the stormc-cks-i mean,stormcloaks.
i believe it originated in the skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of skyrim kink meme)
‘ulfric’s c-ck has its own surname-c-ck stormc-ck.’
‘make it quick;ulfric’s c-ck is very busy.’
‘the thalmor consider ulfric’s c-ck an -sset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.’
‘ulfric’s c-ck is so glorious that whenever he comes his c-ck shouts fus ro dah!’

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