Cock Stuffing
apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the d-ck hole. over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your “buddy” to obtain the goal of f-cking your urethra. wow!
apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the d-ck hole. over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.
thus ultimately allowing your “buddy” to obtain the goal of f-cking your urethra. wow!
the act of inserting a p-n-s inside of another man’s urethra for s-xual pleasure.
whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. in the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. a few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where ‘sounding’ comes from. eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle d-ck. one thing leads to another, and the concept of c-ckstuffing was stolen from the gods.
when someone is up in your sh-t and p-ssing you off asking what you’re doing, give them this answer to shut them the f-ck up.
a: yo
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, i told you. please go away
a: c’mon, lemme know what you’re doing
b: f-ck off!
a: i will, but i wanna know.
b: okay, i’m c-ck-stuffing. is that the answer you wanted to hear? c-ck-stuffing!
a: okay, i shouldn’t have asked, jeesh.
unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to m-st-rb-t-, to which he inserts into his urethra. the element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. may indicate possible h-m-s-xual tendencies. can be strangely fascinating for some people.
ex-bf: thanks for bringing my esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-gf: no prob, bye
ex-bf: so are you seeing anyone? -poor attempt at c-ck stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking-
ex-gf: not cool. -swallows vomit-
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