cock surfing


when a g-y man stays with another g-y man and pays with s-xual favors instead of money. typically occurs when the host is in the house.
joey went c-ck surfing in new york for a week. he didn’t spend any money, but instead payed with his -ssets.
when lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to chat roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. they are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.
“my s-xuality is questionable after spending all last night c-ck surfing on chat roulette”
similar to the term “couch-surfing”. a c-cksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
“you find a place yet?”

“nah, i’m still surfin’ it”

“you mean c-cksurfing, ya hussy? haha!”
woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.
“i brought him home friday, and then spent all evening c-cksurfing”

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