cock teasing
used by women to gain power and/or humilate male friends and colleagues by the art of making perfectly normal men turn in to delusional idiots when they think the c-ck teaser actually has been wanting s-x with them.
the magnitude of the effect is directly proportional to the time spent being teased and/or your position within the organisation
“that b-tch has lead me on for weeks! and i told her the plans for our management restructure!”
“what a c-ck teasing you’ve had!”
its when you are jerking off but you dont come.you’re jerking and you feel yourself about to nut and you stop yourself.then you start jerking again.then you stop.
woman in bed to man:are you jerking off.
man:nope.just c-ck teasing.
woman:ohh.goodnight.
man:goodnight.
involving straight jackets and feathers.
“i can’t wait for marathon c-ckteasing to be recognized as a legitamate olympic sport, i’d take home the gold fo’ so’ baby!” — a. wh-r-ski.
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